moxie
Jan-20, 2022 - the day moxie purred her last pur
I grew up with dogs. We had a dog at the time -Rumples. Dog wasn’t working out well.
When I was a wee lad living in the Oklahoma flatlands, dogs were the ideal companion animal. Once grown, my pace of life fits better with cats.
2007, Amelia manifested desire for grey cat. I added - yes, and I want her to be called “Moxie”
advance the slideshow below to see more baby pics…
Moxie’s big red robe
Moxie haz playtime
She liked to bite my fingers as a kitten
Play video below to see Moxie play-box with Daddy…
Enter Baxter
Baxter broke the stalemate. Baxter was an easy-going chill-with-whatever kind of cat. He came that way. Perhaps he had been better socialized with birth siblings,
Baxter was a great mediator of the Brenda-Kelly feud between Moxie and Bianca. HIs position in the middle was typical. Bianca can beez over here, and Moxie can beez over there, and, so long as there is no spark, the two could coexist in a cold war of mutually assured destruction.
Play video below to see Moxie keep her distance while Baxter cuddles up to Bianca
Occasionally, this tension would be broken, and skirmishes would break out with Moxie growling and running for cover as Bianca let out her cat-er-wall banchee yowl. When upset, Bianca would let out a shriek as though Corin Tucker would sing heavy metal.
One such skirmish happened while daddy was out late, on a Tuesday evening in early March.
Moxie missing 2010
It was a Tuesday evening in March 2010. I came home from work later than usual because I had been judging the local science fair. The break of routine caused a disturbance in the cat force, and Moxie darted out the door as I came in.
She probably strayed far enough from home to find something scary. and retreated to a panic room in the bushes of one of the suburban Mauldin neighborhood houses. She was gone for close to a week. Amelia put up signs.
A nice old lady saw the sign and called Amelia, with stories of having seen a small grey cat lying dead along the side of the road. Her description matched Moxie - down to the white strip along her chest.
This was no prank. The nice old lady had surely witnessed Moxie as roadkill.
She went on to tell of a street sweep passing by and sweeping up the dead cat - gone furr-ever, without even a chance to say a last goodbye. Amelia was devastated. Joel continued somberly going to the office.
Joel and Amelia were devastated with what appeard to be certain: that moxie had died, hit by a car, with not even a corpse left to grieve over. Without even so much as a last goodbye.
Days passed. Baxter cut himself on the sharp edge of a cat-food can. He bled all over the kitchen floor.
It seemed like the cat-o-sphere was spiraling into destruction.
Amelia was tortured by dreams of Moxie. She was horrified by the idea of her being casually swept up like a piece of trash, rather than the princess she was.
Amelia began to dream of Moxie coming home. She would wake up happy, still half dreaming, thinking that Moxie had come home. I had to assure nothing had changed.
One day it escalated to the point Amelia called at work claiming she had parked the car in the garage, closed the garage door, and that Moxie had come darting under the door just as it closed.
Of course, I thought it was another dream at first, but she sounded lucid, and I still held a spark of hope, because I hadn’t actually seen the body.
So I left the office and drove home. Amelia was not dreaming. She had Moxie.
We left her carefully locked inside, and rolled out for a celebratory dinner.
I suppose someone really did lose a small grey cat that day. Perhaps a stray passing thru the neighborhood. Perhaps an ancestor of ‘hello kitty’ or of ‘little cat’.
but it was not Moxie. or maybe it was, and she had spent one of nine lives.
Either way, she really did come home.
IS MOXIE EVIL ??
Moxie had an “evil” reputation. She was grouchy and stand-off-ish. She didn’t generally like strangers.
But she’s Moxie. The “evil” was part of her charm… she liked a few people, and she loved two. In a house of 4 cats plus many more strays and fosters, Moxie was by far the most loving to Joel.
I sometimes joked that “I haz one cat and my wife haz 3“’
When she was accused of evil, I would retort that “she isn’t evil, she just likes two people” then sometimes add “and she’s not so sure about one of them.” This last part was a joke of hyperbole to illustrate how much “my-cat” she really was. Of course, we always knew she loved mom too.
Moxie the Primadonna
Moxie was raised for the first year of her life as an only cat. Rumples was not with us, he had gone to a better place… a farm with mom (thanks MOM!)
So when Moxie came home that day, she was only child - the center of attention in a big house with just two hoo-manns. She was the diva, the primadonna..
There’s a concept in Japanese philosophy called WABI-SABI (nice explanation here) that has to do with finding beauty in imperfection.
Moxie was ill-adapted to social settings with other people and other cats (I’m a little this way myself). I acknowledge this “flaw” in her character, but it also exactly what made her special to me.
Catwina had respiratory problems since early kitten-hood. Her breathing is often heavy and labored. She has the kindest heart, because she knows she is lucky to be alive. Of the group, her health, I thought, would have been the first to go.
Catwina is the smart one. The only one who knows how to play outside and come home without disappearing into the forest in panic. Catwina was also smart enough to leave Moxie alone.
Amelia called my bluff, and Baxter went to a better place — again to live with Mom, this time at the palace-of-a-farm in Georgia.
Petey was here to stay.
Moxie and Petey clashed. big time.
Petey didn’t know why. He onboarded after Baxter and Catwina had set a new tone of peace and mutual co-cattery.
But Petey was also playful. He wanted to wrastle with his older sister. By this point, Moxie was old maid. She wasn’t playing his games. She would growl at Petey and retreat under the bed. Bonkers (the “sheriff”) would wail and yowl, and tornadoes of fur were flying.
Petey would then get nervous and pee his pants. Those two were best kept apart.
Moxie Missing 2012
sporadic conflicts with the pleb-cats persisted. She disappeared again in April 2012.
once again, she eventually scurried home.
Moxie Memories - Mauldin years
I used to say Moxie could be found in window thinking “I want to know if I can live with what I know … and only that.”
Meanwhile, her sister Bonkers (Bianca) could be found humming “doop-ah doop-ah doop-ah doo” - the blonde air-head to Moixe’s grey thinkrz.
Riley didn’t interact much with Moxie. He was with her for the shortest time before she moved in with dad.
Moxie didn’t pay much attention to him either. She probably just thought Baxter had come home.
Riley is too soft to be rough on Moxie
Moxie’s view on the other cats … “If you keep feeding them, they’re never gonna leave, you know that right?”
But the clashes with Petey and Bonkers continued.
Moxie missing 2014 - the JillyBean clash
“One More Hour” became Moxie’s song for Jill - “ don’t say another word / about the other grrrl “
We put Jill alone into a closet to clear the coast so Moxie could come home. It was the least we could do for whom Amelia called “our favorite cat.”
Move to New York changes Moxie’s lifestyle furr-ever
starting today, Dec-31, 2014, Moxie is an only child again!
Moxie drove with me in the car, the remaining cats stayed behind with Mommy. Bianca went to live with Aunt Cici, to get head count back down to its max at 4.
On the road to New York, we stayed at a pet-friendly Red Roof Inn. This was when I learned that Moxie and I could sleep together without her pestering me.
In previous years, I had found that leaving my room open at night would result in cat shenanigans that would awaken me (a light sleeper).
This set Moxie on a new path. Starting Jan-1, 2015, Moxie and Daddy shared a room all to themselves. No other cats. Moxie’s status was restored to only child.
There were no more flight attempts now. It was all she ever wanted. Her own cat-tree palace, her own luxurious bed with heating pad,, her own poop box, and her own hoo-maan …. that and cat chow. A simple list of must-haves, and she was eternally happy.
On weekends, Moxie would spend hours in Daddy’s lap, during which time he would write a music blog.
When Daddy wasn’t looking, she would seize control of the magic box, and make posts such as this…
Years later, after relocation back to South Carolina, when covid set in and Daddy began working from home, she would spend 6 to 8 hours sitting in his lap, every day possible.
Moxie’s Last Day
Moxie had reached end-of-life Geriatric age. Her health began to deteriorate.
My Big Goodbye
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Including house cats, garage cats, fosters, and strays, was have hazd dozens of cats roaming in and around the house. But of them all, only one was really “mine”.
and then there were 3. the 3 amigos.
I may some day haz more cats. But I will never haz another MOXIE
no other cat will nurse my arm every night.
no other cat will synch with my circadian rhythms so precisely
Moxie always knew when it was time for me to get up. She would leave me alone so I could sleep.
But when it was time to get up (and she knew when it was time), she would calmly walk across my face and settle on the pillow under my arm to sit, while I would snooze.. until I would finally get up.
waking up and getting up feels lonely now.
she would put herself under my hand and take all the pettings she desired.
She became famous among my coworkers, for her many appearances on my camera during virtual work-from-home meetings.
to an outsider, she didn’t seem friendly, or nice. They thought she was evil. But what we knew, was that, when no one was looking, Moxie was the lovingest cat (except Petey), and my best friend (except Amelia). Moxe is cat. My cat.
Purr your last purr
Sleep your last sleep
May your body rest in the ecosystem of fertile soil
May your spirit dance on moonlight
I will fur-ever see your name in the stars
Your soul will forever sit on your throne in our hearts
You always knew you were loved
goodbye sweet baby
goodbye fur-ever
moxie, this one’s for you…